Thursday, September 30, 2010

Always Free to Chat

I like to add randoms to my facebook -- but only if they look really creepy.
I really examine profile pictures, hometowns, and quotes. If there's some kind of mountain in the background of the photo, or if they're holding a cat -- no question -- I'm accepting the friendship request immediately.
One of these creepers just hit me up about five minutes ago. I was so excited to update this blog with his rants about an old flame, which is why I only responded in excited CAPS and cut him off so abruptly. Remember: I have NO idea who this is. Enjoy.


hey free to chat a few mins?

good profile quote

3:15pm Me


3:17pm Michael

hey how goes it?

I see LA been crazy hot

Ill be out there come Feb

hopefully lots cooler

3:21pm Me


3:21pm Michael

goona catch up with old flame after and hang in san fran a few days

post seminar

3:22pm Me



3:23pm Michael

yeah maybe we rekindle stuff

at very least we still good friends

so well have a good time

its Jens neck of the woods

santa cruz aptos


san fran a lil north of that as I recall

but she wants to hit the city

3:27pm Me


3:28pm Michael

yeah its neat but super expensive city to live in

"cheap" hotel goes for 150 night with discounts AAA and all

3:28pm Me




3:28pm Michael


3:28pm Me


3:28pm Michael

sure take care

stay cool

3:28pm Me


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Peace Lakarme


I received an e-mail this week from my new friend, Peace Lakarma. No idea how [s]he found me, but I'm so glad [s]he did. Read from the bottom up.

Hope we can become better friends.

From: Peace Lakarme
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 4:44 AM
To: ME
Subject: Hopping to hear from you,

I am more than happy in your reply to my email.
How are you today? Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal.

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. This is a picture of mine.
I will be hoping to read your reply.
Miss peace.

From: ME
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 5:20 PM
To: peace lakarme
Subject: RE: hello my Dearest

Hello peace Lakarma,

I am so glad you are impressed with my profile, I did not know I had one.

I am connecting for the picture.

From your friend,

-----Original Message-----
From: peace lakarma
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 4:08 PM
To: ME
Subject: hello my Dearest

Hello ,

my name is peace Lakarma, I was impressed when I saw your profile in and I will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you,

please you can contact me through my mail, so that I will send you my picture and tell you more about me.

I will be waiting for your reply as soon as possible.

From your friend,


A Fetish Room?


I received the following sponsorship inquiry e-mail for an alcohol client. The way she avoids my questions, and any relevant information for that matter, is fantastic.

Start at the bottom of the e-mail chain, and enjoy as you read up!


It's a nightclub with four areas. 1. House/Electro 2. Industrial/Ebm 3. Trance and 4 Live acts. The live act for the 16th has not been booked. It holds around 3000 people. Biggest Club in Los Angeles. Let me know if you need anything else. Normally there is a fee invoved but, if you have someone who can do it last minute for this Saturday , I'll give it too you. I just need there logo and I'll give you the details.

On Wed, Sep 29, 2010 at 10:01 AM, MY NAME wrote:

Again, you didn’t tell me any of the performers.

Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 1:58 AM

To: ME
Subject: Re: Nightclub / Alcohol Opportunity

Hello Again,
I am checking in to see if you have any interested clients . Please let me know because I am going to print on Thursday and would like to add whomever's logo to the flier.

On Fri, Sep 24, 2010 at 2:12 PM, HER NAME wrote:

Any of your clients interested?

Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:11 PM
To: ME
Subject: Nightclub / Alcohol Opportunity

They have a Fetish room.

On Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 12:01 PM, MY NAME wrote:

What performances???

Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:58 AM
To: ME
Subject: Re: Nightclub / Alcohol Opportunity

Thank you for your quick reply. My Next Dates are October 2nd and October 16th. Thoughts?

On Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 11:45 AM, MY NAME wrote:

Please let me know what upcoming performances you have to see if something would be a fit! Thanks!

Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:41 AM
To: ME
Subject: Nightclub / Alcohol Opportunity

I was asked to contact you regarding a possible alcohol sponsorship. Twice a month I throw a club at Circus Disco over on Santa Monica Blvd. With your help, I would like to get some alcohol companies sponsoring the event. They could bring there beverage in to sell or hand out samples that night along with a possible banner. I would also add there name on any print material we do. We are planning some big nights with Dj's and live performances.
If this is something that would work with some of your clients, please contact me and we can put a nice package together that works for them.
Secondly I would like to extend an open invitation to you and your clients to come as my guest. Shoot me over a list and I will get it taken care of.
Lastly, If you already have a client that would like to hand out samples, concert tixs or some other product, let me know and we can incorporate it in to that evenings giveaways.
Thank you for your time and I hope to hear from you soon.

Wanted for: Kidnapping of My Sanity


I received the following e-mail from a certain crazed fan. Let's call the actor Bob. Bob is apparently very good looking. So good looking, he should be ARRESTED. Oh, what a crime! She wanted me to chime in and add more "crimes" -- she would even update with my own FAVORITE photos.

God, I love her.


From: FAN
Date: Mon, 24 May 2010 02:00:51 -0400
To: ME
Subject: ;)

I hope you won't think I'm crazy for sending these to you...I came up with them a couple of months ago when I was bored. :D I discovered them again a few minutes ago and knew I had to give you copies.

If you have any more "crimes", let me know and I'll update them. :D (Or if you want one made with one of your favorite pictures, I can do that, too.)